Is there anything so useless as the person who goes "did you burn a bagel?" when you're in the process of dumping said burned bagel and not, oh, while the bagel was in the early stages of burning and possibly could have been salvaged? Particularly when that person's office is like four offices closer to the kitchen than yours so it really makes no ( Read more... )

I suspect this week's Walking Dead is meant to punish me for how badly I wanted a certain someone to die last week.

( spoilers )

** The Gunsmoke season sets are on sale on BestBuy.com! Do you realize what this means? IT MEANS I HAVE WON ALL THE THINGS ( Read more... )

Stopped at the 7-11 to get what will probably be my last Pumpkin Spice Latte of the season. For some reason felt compelled to pop by the newspapers and scan the cover pages.

When I see things like the images on the front fold of today's NYTimes and Washington Post, I honestly don't know how anyone can have faith in a kind and loving God ( Read more... )

Very saddened to hear the news of the passing of comedian Patrice O'Neal. Loved that guy, when he wasn't making me super uncomfortable with one of his more explicit bits.

I'll always remember him for his Receipts/PaperTrail routine, which is one of my all time favorites:

Jokes.comPatrice O'Neal - Paper Trailcomedians.comedycentral.comPatrice O' ( Read more... )

Sean Bean stabbed in bar fight, orders another drink

Dear Birds,

It is FOUR THIRTY IN THE MORNING. Shut the fuck up. Seriously.

No love,
Me

I can't believe there are so many people on Hulu legitimately trying to claim that MotherLover is funnier than Three Way.

Be very, very, very careful when trying the Green Papaya Salad from Trader Joe's. Or, better yet, JUST AVOID IT ALL TOGETHER ( Read more... )